Problem-Solving as a Contact Sport: The Art of Panic Button Techniques

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What is Problem-Solving as a Contact Sport?

Problem-solving as a contact sport is a revolutionary new approach to tackling complex problems. It's like a game of Jenga, but with fewer blocks and more explosions.

Imagine a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals frantically pressing buttons, pulling levers, and shouting instructions while simultaneously trying to prevent a global catastrophe. Sounds fun, right?

Our team of experts has perfected the art of panic button techniques, and we're here to share our secrets with you.

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