Step 3: Distract Them with Dance. Yes, you read that right. Dance.
As your would-be attackers close in, bust out your best moves. The Macarena, perhaps, or a spirited rendition of the floss.
While they're still trying to figure out how you managed to break out into a choreographed routine in the middle of the hallway, you'll have them right where you want them: distracted.
Next Step: Distract Them with Snacks