AGENDA FOR WORLD DOMINATION
Step 1: Infiltrate the world's governments with our agents.
- Phase 1: Create a network of underground bunkers for clandestine meetings
- Phase 2: Deploy mind control technology for subtle manipulation
- Phase 3: Gradually replace world leaders with our own clones
Step 2: Establish a new world order, with ourselves as the supreme rulers.
- Phase 1: Abolish all existing governments
- Phase 2: Install our own brand of 'Saintly' rule
- Phase 3: Enslave all dissenters and heretics
Phase 4: Profit from our newfound global control
We will exploit the world's resources for our own amusement and gain.
Our agents will work tirelessly to:
- Phase 1: Extract all the world's cheese
- Phase 2: Hoard all the world's catnip
- Phase 3: Sell the world's last remaining avocado at an exorbitant price
Mission Accomplished!
And so, our plan for world domination will finally come to fruition!
Thanks for reading!
Stay saintly, folks!