In a shocking turn of events, the infallible Pope has declared that eating too many beans will result in certain doom. This decision was reached after a 5-hour meeting in which the Pope was seen arguing with a single, uncooperative bean.
In a bold move, the Pope has decreed that all future meals shall feature a side of beans. When questioned about the potential consequences, the Pope simply winked and said, "Trust me, I've got this."
The Pope has announced plans to launch a new fashion line featuring bean-inspired designs. Critics are calling it a "gag order" and "a fashion travesty."