Saints Conclave: Solutions Meeting Notes - Agenda 1

Meeting Attendees:

Archbishop John Doe
Cardinal Jane Smith
Bishop Bob Johnson

Action Items:

Finalize the plan to save humanity from the impending zombie apocalypse.
Decree that pineapple pizza is still a sin.
Discuss the merits of using a Segway for the new papal motorcade.

Meeting Notes by Bishop Bob

Next Meeting: The Inquisition

Section 1: Zombie Apocalypse

Key points:

Confirmed: Zombies are real and a threat to humanity.
Proposed solution: Build a 20-foot high wall around the Vatican.
Counterpoint: Walls are just a symbol of fear, we should just hug it out.

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