After 40 days of abstinence, the saints have finally decided to break their fast. But not before one more day of intense prayer and contemplation. And what better way to break a fast than with the sweet, sweet taste of crispy bacon?
Bacon Fueled Visions Celebration of Silence Committee of Internal Conflict Resolution Dropshadow DiscussionsThe saints are reporting vivid, disturbing visions after consuming copious amounts of bacon. "I saw the apocalypse," one saint reported, "and it was made of cheeseburgers."
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