Timeline of Saint Sebastian's Conclave
It's not every day you get to attend a conclave where the guest of honor is a handsome saint.
Here's a brief rundown of the events:
- 10:00 AM - The doors open, and Saint Sebastian arrives looking sharp.
- 10:30 AM - The conclave begins, with Saint Sebastian delivering a rousing speech about the importance of looking good while being a saint.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch is served, and Saint Sebastian is mobbed by adoring fans.
- 2:00 PM - The conclave descends into chaos as Saint Sebastian's hair gets mussed.
- 4:00 PM - The conclave ends with a rousing rendition of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
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