The Sartorial Sins of the Flesh
Saint Sebastian, the patron saint of fashion disasters, has struck again! In this thrilling episode of "Wardrobe Malfunction," our hero's wardrobe choices have reached new heights of horror.
After being spotted in public with a plaid-and-polkad plaid shirt paired with a pair of striped socks, Saint Sebastian was last seen fleeing the scene in a panic, muttering something about "fashion trends" and "a bold new statement."