By: Saint Sebastian, Esq.
It started with a simple enough problem: a missing sock. Then, things quickly escalated. The zipper on my favorite velvet cloak got stuck, my pants caught on a loose thread, and before long, I was stuck in a vortex of fabric and fabric- related anxiety.
As a man of the cloth, I should have known better than to let my wardobe get the best of me.
But, alas, even the most skilled among us can fall prey to the whims of our garments.
In the end, it took a team of experts, a bottle of fabric conditioner, and a few well-placed prayers to set things right.
Lesson learned: never underestimate the power of a good ol' fashioned fabric malfunction.
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