Welcome, fellow saints, to the third prophets' conclave of the year! Today, we'll be exploring the finer points of sainthood, with topics including "The Sainthood of Socks" and "When to Wear Your Sainthood as a Badge of Honor." Join us for an afternoon of confusion, bewilderment, and mild panic!
But wait, there's more! After this keynote, be sure to visit our Workshop 2: "The Sainthood of Socks 2: Electric Boogaloo" for more in-depth coverage of the sainthood paradigm.
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our Workshop 1: "ประกThe Sainthood of Socks: A Journey to the Center of the Sock Drawer"? It's a real thrill-ride, we promise!