Rule 1: All Saints are Equal, But Some are More Equal

The first rule of Saint Bartholomew is that all saints are equal, but some are more equal. This rule is self-explanatory.

Rule 1: Explanation

Rule 2: The Power of the Holy Hand Grenade

Rule 2 is all about the holy hand grenade. It's a thing. Don't ask questions.

Rule 2: Details

Rule 3: Don't Touch the Candles

Rule 3 is a warning. Don't touch the candles, or you will be dealt with.

Rule 3: Consequences

Rule 4: The Saint's Handbook

Rule 4 is a guide. It has many rules.

Rule 4: The Handbook