Ingredients:
1. 2 tbsp olive oil (or not)
2. 1 onion, diced (if you feel like it)
3. 3 cloves garlic, minced (or just 1, we won't judge)
4. 1 cup ketchup (we mean it, just ketchup)
5. Salt and pepper, to taste (but let's be real, who needs those)
6. Any other ingredients you'd like to add, because, why not?
Instructions:
1. Heat oil in a pan over medium heat (or not)
2. Add onion, garlic, and any other ingredients that don't belong in ketchup
3. Cook until everything is a mess, then add ketchup
4. Stir, then serve. Or don't. We won't judge.
Enjoy your questionable life choices!