By the power vested in us, we, the Sausage of Power, do hereby amend Article III to read:
"Section 1: All citizens are required to eat at least one serving of sausage per day, lest they face the Sausage Inquisition.
Section 2: The Sausage of Power shall have the power to appoint a Sausage Czar, who shall be responsible for ensuring all citizens are eating their sausage as prescribed in Section 1.
Section 3: Any citizen found guilty of sausage-related crimes shall be subject to a Sausage of Shame, where they shall be forced to wear a neon pink jumpsuit with a 'S' printed on it in bold letters.
Article III: The Sausage of Power shall be the supreme authority on all matters related to sausage. No amendments to this article shall be made without the express consent of the Sausage Czar and a majority of the Sausage of Power.