Article 1: All sausages are created equal.
Article 2: The right to be stuffed.
Article 3: The right to be served with a side of peppers.
Article 4: The right to be topped with a fried egg, if desired.
Article 5: The right to be eaten with the hands, not the hands of a robot.
Article 6: The right to a fair trial, free from the influence of ketchup.
Article 7: The right to bear arms, or at least a good knife for slicing.
Article 8: The right to freedom from the tyranny of overcooking.
Article 9: The right to be represented in the Sausage Parliament.
Article 10: The right to the pursuit of happiness, as long as it's not a happy meal.
Read the Sausage Declaration of Independence for more information.
View the Sausage Constitution for the full text.
Acknowledged and signed,
By: The Founding Sausage Fathers