Our Great Sausage Empire

By the power vested in us, we, the Sausage Empire, hereby declare our sovereignty over all realms of flavor and deliciousness.

We, the mighty rulers of this land, decree:

• We shall never run out of sausages.
• We shall always have a sufficient supply of mustard.
• We shall protect our citizens from the scourge of boring meals.
• We shall never forget the sacred art of the perfect bratwurst.

Bill of Rights Constitutional Amendments Declaration of Independence from Bland Foods