The Sausage Manifesto

We, the people of the Sausage Republic, have come together to declare our independence from the tyranny of bland, uninspired cuisine.

Manifesto of Liberty Manifesto of Justice

Declaration of Independence

All men and women of the Sausage Republic, are, and of right ought to be, equal in the eyes of the Sausage.

We, the Sausage Patriots, hold that all Sausage are created equal, and are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable Rights, among these, are the pursuit of Flavor, the right to be served with Fries, and the right to be topped with Cheese.

We, the Sausage Patriots, are committed to the cause of Sausage Liberty, and shall not rest until the Sausage Empire is free from the tyranny of the Sausage-Free.