Article 1, Section 1: We, the Sausage Empire, are a nation of proud and fierce meat-lovers.
Our mission: to spread the gospel of perfectly balanced flavors, of juicy meats, of crispy crusts, and of the perfect ratio of cheese-to-sausage.
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of the vegetarian hordes. We will not be silenced by the faint of heart. We will not be defeated by the forces of veganism.