Welcome, pretenders! Today is a special day, full of pretend activities and pretend accomplishments. Below, you'll find the schedule for this pretend day, including pretend meetings and pretend deadlines.
| 9:00 AM - Pretender's Meeting | Pretender's Office |
|---|---|
| 10:00 AM - Fake Phone Call with Fake Client | Read the play-by-play |
| 11:00 AM - Pretend Work on Pretentious Project | View progress report |
| 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (pretend to eat) | See what we're eating |
| 1:00 PM - Meeting with Pretender's Boss | Discuss fake achievements |
| 3:00 PM - Pretend Deadline for Pretentious Project | Check the clock |
Remember, on The Great Pretender Day, every day is a holiday for pretend work and pretend success.
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