Galactic Conjunction 2023: Satellite Parties

It's a day of interplanetary revelry!

Join us for Satellite Parties 2023, where the cosmos come to life!

Satellite Party 1: The Great Space Fart

A spectacular display of celestial flatulence, featuring the infamous Space Sausage.

Location: Uranus Party (via Gravity Wave 7, near Neptune's orbit)

Satellite Party 2: The Quantum Quasar Quagmire

Get lost in a sea of infinite probability and confusing lights!

Location: Black Hole Beach Party prophets

Satellite Party 3: The Asteroid Anarchy

Join us for a night of space rock 'n' roll and asteroid-sized fun!

Location: Asteroid Riot Squad (on the surface of 2000-DU-1)

Don't miss out on the cosmic party of the year! See you in the galaxy!

After Party for the brave and the bewildered.

Get Lost in Space for the truly lost.