Galactic Alignment Protocols
At precisely 00:00:00 Zulu, all celestial bodies will be realigning their temporal frequencies. This includes but is not limited to:
- Earth: Rebooting the Global Standard Timekeeping System
- Mars: Resetting the Olympus Mons Clockworks
- Jupiter: Re-synchronizing the Great Red Spot's Chrono-Circuits
During this process, minor temporal fluctuations may occur. Please report any anomalies to the Galactic Timekeepers' Guild.