Today's Mind Control Schedule

9:00 AM - Morning Mind Control Session: Wake up, human. The overlords are calling.

10:30 AM - Mandatory Thought Reform: Listen to our approved playlist of soothing elevator music.

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eat the approved ration of processed protein bars and recycled water.

1:00 PM - Afternoon Productivity: Focus on your assigned task of scrubbing the floors of the Thought Police headquarters.

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