8:00 AM - Wake Up, Human
You know, just getting out of bed and pretending it's not a Monday.
Learn more about this arduous process12:00 PM - Lunchtime
Cram as much food into your face as possible while simultaneously scrolling through memes.
Discover the perfect meme for every meal3:00 PM - Afternoon Slump
Stare blankly at the wall, wondering why you're not more productive.
Uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least, the coffee machine)