Yesterday, in a shocking turn of events, a group of rogue socks went missing from the laundry room. An investigation revealed that they had formed a secret society and were plotting to take over the world, one missing sock at a time.
We have reason to believe they are hiding in the land of missing mitten partners, where they are being trained in the art of sock puppetry. We urge you to be cautious when doing your next load of laundry, as the Sockpuppets may be watching.
Stay tuned for further updates as we uncover more information about this dastardly plot!
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