Welcome to Monday Schedules, where the only thing more exciting than the monotony of the day is the monotony of the day.
Below you'll find a list of schedules for the week's most mundane activities.
8:00 AM - Wake up, get dressed, pretend to be human
9:00 AM - Breakfast, but not too early, we don't want you to get too much energy
10:00 AM - Meeting, because someone has to make you feel guilty about procrastination
12:00 PM - Lunch, because you've earned it, but not too much, or you'll get a stomachache
1:00 PM - More meeting, because why not?
5:00 PM - Dinner, but don't expect too much, we're on a tight budget
See what tomorrow's schedule has in store for you