8:00 AM - Wake up, pretend to be a functioning member of society.
8:30 AM - Stumble to the kitchen to brew coffee, spill coffee, repeat.
11:00 AM - Brunch ideas for the uninspired
12:00 PM - Nap time, because adulting is hard
3:00 PM - Watch 4 hours of TV, claim to be 'researching'.
7:00 PM - Football arguments with family members, guaranteed.
10:00 PM - Pretend to go to bed, but secretly play Candy Crush.