Steve's Scheming Guide
Implementation Strategies for the Utterly Inept
Here's a step-by-step guide to implementing Steve's Scheme, prophets' delight.
- Step 1: Identify a problem no one else cares about
- Step 2: Invent a solution that's only marginally better than nothing
- Step 3: Convince yourself it's the most brilliant thing since sliced bread
- ประก Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're convinced you're a visionary
For further guidance, visit our Advanced Scheming page.