Steve's Scheming Guide

Implementation Strategies for the Utterly Inept

Here's a step-by-step guide to implementing Steve's Scheme, prophets' delight.

• Step 1: Identify a problem no one else cares about
• Step 2: Invent a solution that's only marginally better than nothing
• Step 3: Convince yourself it's the most brilliant thing since sliced bread
• ประก Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're convinced you're a visionary

For further guidance, visit our Advanced Scheming page.