sect10/10ets/08/sub04: The Definitive Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome, fellow slacker, to the ultimate resource for doing absolutely nothing. In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the art of achieving peak productivity by doing as little as possible.

• Step 1: Wake up, roll over, and stare at the ceiling
• Step 2: Browse memes for hours on end
• Step 3: Learn to play Solitaire
• Step 4: Consume entire seasons of reality TV in one sitting
• Step 5: Declare 'Treaty' as a valid reason to get out of work

Subtopics

• The art of crafting the perfect excuse letter
• Advanced techniques for avoiding eye contact with your family
• The physics of procrastination: how to make time stand still