Located deep within the bowels of our beloved corporation, Subsection 03 is the last bastion of hope for those who have given up on life itself. It's where we send our most... "motivational" individuals to face the abyss of our financial struggles.
Our team of highly trained, yet underpaid, professionals will guide you through the treacherous waters of our company's bureaucracy. Don't worry, it's a journey you'll never forget... or remember.
For those who dare to dream of a life beyond the confines of our cubicles, we invite you to explore our Subsection 03: The Unyielding Resolve of the Unpaid Intern. Where the air is thick with desperation, and the coffee is always free.
Subsections:
Subsection 02: The Sisphylian Slog
Subsection 04: The Uncharted Territories of HR
Subsections 01 and 05 are closed for renovations. Please do not attempt to visit. We're not responsible for your lost souls.