Tenets 10: The Unspoken Rules of the Universe

According to our highly scientific and completely made-up research, there are 10 fundamental tenets that govern reality.

• Tenet 1: The Universe is 99% Water
• Tenet 2: Everything is a Simulation (But You're Not Gonna Notice)
• Tenet 3: The Answer is Always 42
• Tenet 4: The Only Constant is Change (Except on Tuesdays)
• Tenet 5: The Power of Cheese is Real
• Tenet 6: The Only Constant is Change (Except on Wednesdays)
• Tenet 7: Reality is 99% Bureaucracy
• Tenet 8: The Only Constant is Change (Except on Thursdays)
• Tenet 9: Time is Relative (Unless You're on a Plane)
• Tenet 10: The Answer is Always 42 (Again, But Different)

Stay tuned for more groundbreaking, earth-shattering research in the world of SECT 10: TENETS!