Welcome, fellow System Flushing Enthusiasts! In this esteemed section, we'll guide you through the art of deliberately wasting time while pretending to work. Our expert advice will help you perfect the skill of doing nothing productively.
Learn how to Ignore the Boss and focus on your true priorities: cat videos and fantasy football.
Read about the history of System Flushing in the ancient civilization of Slackville and discover the secrets of our ancestors' mastery of the art.
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For the beginners, we have a comprehensive guide on How to Flush the System in 5 Easy Steps.