Management Philosophy

Our management philosophy is simple: do the minimum, charge the most.

A photo of our fearless leader, Bob. He's not actually fearless, but the photo was free.

Our Motto
The Art of Doing Nothing
Why We Hate Our Customers

--- Management Philosophy 2: "The Inefficiency Initiative" We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy. Our employees are highly trained to do the bare minimum, and we've optimized our workflow to ensure that every task takes exactly 4.2 times longer than it needs to. Our Inefficient Process --- Management Philosophy 3: "The Art of Saying No" We're not saying "no" because we're not interested. We're saying "no" because we're actually saying "yes" internally, but our software doesn't support it. And by "yes", we mean "maybe". But not really.