Time Traveler's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Congratulations, you've managed to navigate the labyrinthine paths of the timestream! Now, let's get you lost in the timestream.

The Pre-quel: Ancient Egypt

Visit the land of the pharaohs, where the pyramids are taller than your expectations and the mummies are more...unreliable.

Learn more about the Great Pyramid of Giza's questionable architectural decisions Discover the secrets of the Great Sphinx's haircare routine

The Future: Dystopian Metropolis

Explore the ruins of a civilization that's gone utterly mad. Literally.

Read about the rise and fall of the robot uprising Visit the Museum of Abandoned Dreams, where the exhibits are more interesting than your aunt's vacation photos

The Middle Grounds

Take aประก through the centuries, where the only constant is change, except for the coffee machines, which are always broken.

Learn about the Great Wall of China's questionable construction materials Discover the art of medieval juggling, where the only thing more deadly than the juggling pins is the plague