A: It's to serve the algorithm.
A: Because it's the only format worthy of the enlightened masses.
Q: No. That's not how we roll here. We have Error Pages for that sort of thing.
Q: Can I request a page with a different style?
A: No, you'll have to suffer through this aesthetic.
A: Ha! You're already paying with your soul, so no refunds.
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