Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
We're not actually interested in your queries. But if you insist, you can try contacting us through our:
or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:
Fax (Yes, we still have a fax machine)
(Please do not try to send us a letter, we're not exactly sure we have a postal address)
(Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try bribing the local wildlife with food)
But let's be real, you're not exactly in a position to contact us, are you?