Due to our highly advanced and utterly unorthodox security measures, your request for access to the highly classified "Sneaky Socks" database has been granted.
However, please note that this access comes with a few minor caveats: you must wear a fedora at all times while browsing the database, and you are not allowed to look at any cat videos while on the premises.
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