Disguise Tips

For those who wish to blend in, not out.

Tip #1: Blend with the crowd

Wear clothes that are one size too small, it'll make you look like you've been eating too many beans.

Overacting for beginners

Tip #2: Use a good disguise shop

Find a store that sells wigs, hats, and fake mustaches. They're like, totally not on the internet, I swear.

Disguise Shop: Where the cool kids shop

Tip #3: Learn to tie-dye

Tie-dye is like, totally a skill that'll make you look like you're trying really hard, but not too hard. Like, in a good way.

Tie-dye tutorials for the fashionably inclined