Our Self-Care Philosophy

We believe that self-care is not just a buzzword, but a way of life. And by way of life, we mean a way of not leaving the house.

Our self-care experts have developed a 12-step program to help you achieve peak hermit status:

  1. Step 1: Deny all responsibilities and commitments
  2. Step 2: Eat only ramen noodles for sustenance
  3. Step 3: Watch an entire season of cat videos in one sitting
Ramen Noodles: The Self-Care Food Cat Videos: The Ultimate Self-Care Therapy