Boil water, add noodles, and a dash of existential dread.
Choose from an assortment of mediocre toppings: pickled ginger, scallions, or regret.
Sprinkle a pinch of self-doubt and a dash of anxiety.
Garnish with a dollop of shame and a sprinkle of self-pity.
Realize that it's all just a meaningless exercise in futility, but hey, at least the noodles are good.
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