Self-Deprecate Your Hobbies

Because who needs actual skills when you can self-deprecate your hobbies?

Popular Activities to Self-Deprecate:

• Reading: A never-ending cycle of disappointment
• Cooking: Where the line between 'art' and 'disaster' blurs
• Music: A hobby that's always out of tune
• Photography: Capturing the beauty in the mundane, but mostly just capturing dust and dirt
• Drawing: Where your creations will always be 'interesting'
• Writing: Where your words are like a never-ending stream of mediocrity
• Dancing: Spinning around like a dervish with no rhythm
• Philosophy: Because who needs actual knowledge when you can just make stuff up?
• Meditation: Where you can just sit there and not actually accomplish anything
• Yoga: Bending yourself into a pretzel, but not actually bending your mind
• Programming: A hobby that's always a 'work in progress'
• Playing an instrument: Where you can just make a lot of noise and call it 'art'