Self-Deprecate Your Hobbies
Because who needs actual skills when you can self-deprecate your hobbies?
Popular Activities to Self-Deprecate:
Reading: A never-ending cycle of disappointment
Cooking: Where the line between 'art' and 'disaster' blurs
Music: A hobby that's always out of tune
Photography: Capturing the beauty in the mundane, but mostly just capturing dust and dirt
Drawing: Where your creations will always be 'interesting'
Writing: Where your words are like a never-ending stream of mediocrity
Dancing: Spinning around like a dervish with no rhythm
Philosophy: Because who needs actual knowledge when you can just make stuff up?
Meditation: Where you can just sit there and not actually accomplish anything
Yoga: Bending yourself into a pretzel, but not actually bending your mind
Programming: A hobby that's always a 'work in progress'
Playing an instrument: Where you can just make a lot of noise and call it 'art'