The Recipes

Welcome to The Art of Self-Deprecation: Cooking Edition, where we deprecate the art of cooking. Because, let's be real, who needs actual skill when you can just press a button and have food come out of a box?

But, if you insist on doing it the hard way, here are some deprecate recipes for you to follow:

Overcooked Chicken: The Ultimate Deprecate Recipe

Undercooked Pasta: A Recipe for the Lazy

Rotten Eggs: Because Who Needs Refrigeration Anyway?