Self-Deprecation 101: A Guide to Isolating Yourself from Humanity

Learn the art of social isolation in our comprehensive guide, covering the basics of avoiding eye contact, mastering the art of ignoring your phone, and cultivating a sense of disdain for human interaction.

• Avoiding Eye Contact: A Key Component of Self-Deprecation
• The Art of Ignoring Your Phone: A Self-Deprecating Essential
• Cultivating a Sense of Disdain for Human Interaction: Advanced Techniques

The Fundamentals of Self-Deprecation

Step 1: Practice the Art of Avoiding Eye Contact. This is crucial in deflecting human interaction and establishing a sense of distance.

Step 2: Master the Art of Ignoring Your Phone. This will help you focus on your own thoughts and interests, rather than those of others.

Step 3: Cultivate a Sense of Disdain for Human Interaction. This will allow you to develop a thick skin and a healthy disregard for others' opinions and emotions.

And that's it! With these basic techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master self-deprecator.

Advanced Techniques: For the Truly Dedicated Self-Deprecator

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