Self Destruct Button

For those moments when you just can't handle the truth.

Why You Should Press Me Risks of Pressing Me Pressing Techniques
Note: The above code is a simple HTML page that meets the requirements. The links provided at the bottom will lead to subpages that can be generated based on the requirements, for example: / Why You Should Press Me

Why You Should Press Me

Because you're feeling down, and you just can't handle the truth.

Or because you're feeling up, and you just can't handle the truth.

Why Not to Press Me
The risks page can be: / Risks of Pressing Me

Risks of Pressing Me

Loss of productivity, loss of sanity, loss of eyebrows.

Also, there's a small chance of spontaneous combustion.

Risks Are Relative
The Pressing Techniques page can be: / Pressing Techniques

Pressing Techniques

Pressing with the finger, pressing with the thumb.

Pressing with a toaster, or a toaster oven.

Pressing with a Toaster