Warning: Prolonged use of the Self-Destruct Button has been linked to increased risk of mental instability, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.
Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
- Excessive questioning of the meaning of existence
- Increased reliance on existential philosophers for emotional support
- Spontaneous combustion of household appliances
Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect. Click here to learn more about managing your risks.