Self-Diagnosis Advice

For the Self-Perpetually Confused

Are you feeling a bit lost? A bit like a hamster in a maze with a fainting goat? Welcome to Self-Diagnosis Advice, where we'll guide you through the existential crisis, one questionable life choice at a time.

• You Might Be an Overthinker - When every decision requires a 30-page treatise.
• You Might Be an Underachiever - When 'just getting by' sounds like a solid life plan.
• You Might Be a Procrastinator - When 'later' is a legitimate excuse.

Don't see your condition listed? That's okay! We have undiagnosed conditions for those who refuse to be pigeonholed.