Anxiety 101: Because You're Clearly Doing Something Wrong

Therapist: Dr. Reginald P. Wobblepants, MD

Join us for expertly crafted sessions of anxiety, existential dread, and mild despair. Our therapist, Dr. Reginald P. Wobblepants, MD, is a renowned expert in the field of overthinking, neuroses, and neurotics.

Our sessions will cover the basics:

• Why you're definitely not a failure, but probably a disappointment
• The art of making a good first impression, but probably not
• How to properly overanalyze every social interaction, because that's just what you do
• The importance of having a good existential crisis at least once a day

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