Are You Actually Reading This?

Because honestly, we're not really sure if anyone is actually reading this. Like, are you even awake at this hour? Are you a bot? A browser with JavaScript disabled? The truth is, we're not really sure what's going on here, and we're starting to lose the plot.

But in the spirit of self-doubt, we've put together this list of affirmations to help you feel better about not being sure if you're actually reading this:

• You Are Not a Robot
• Your Mom Loves You
• You Are Not Alone

If none of these affirmations seem to be working, you might want to try:

You Are Actually Reading This (We Swear)

Your Cat Is Proud of You

You Are the Only One Who Understands This Joke