Self-Existential Crisis Simulator

Welcome to the Self-Existential Crisis Simulator. Here, you can explore the infinite possibilities of self-doubt and the meaninglessness of life.

Or, you know, just scroll through our carefully curated list of pointless existential musings:

• Overthinking the Meaning of Life
• Existential Quantum Uncertainty
• The Absurdity of It All

We also offer a selection of our most popular existential thought experiments:

• The Trolley Problem of Toast
• The Beach Burden of Choice
• The Quantum Mechanical Universe Interpretation

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our "Wall of Despair":

Disclaimer: The Self-Existential Crisis Simulator is not responsible for any permanent damage to your mental health or self-worth.