Too Many Questions The Crippling Fear of Failure The Agony of the Unknown

Self-Doth Doubt: The Paralysis of a Thousand Analyzations

Are you tired of making decisions, but never making progress?

Do you find yourself lost in a sea of possibilities, unable to choose?

Welcome to Self-Doth Doubt, where the only thing holding you back is your own mind.

Here, you can indulge in the sweet, sweet taste of indecision, and let your doubts consume you.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try our "What If" section, where we'll provide you with an endless array of terrible, terrible, and utterly useless hypotheticals.

What if I become a vampire? (Spoiler: you won't be able to resist the temptation of the blood-red carpet)

What if I run for president? (Spoiler: you'll lose, and your campaign manager will quit)

What if I forget my password? (Spoiler: you'll have to call IT, and they'll make you wait 3 hours)