I just spent 4 hours playing a video game to save a pixelated princess, only to realize she's not worth it.

What do you call a game that's all about saving a princess, but the princess is secretly a sentient, sassy, 80s-themed toaster?

Is it... Toaster Princess Theory?

Or is it just a bunch of pixels and disappointment?

Either way, it's still a great excuse to eat Cheetos and drink Mountain Dew.

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