Welcome to the self-help guide for those who are 1/8/6.
Here, we'll provide you with the most basic and unhelpful self-help advice you'll ever receive.
Because, why bother with actual help, right?
Step 1: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit.
Step 2: Carry a boombox that only plays elevator music.
Step 3: Use a comb to style your hair.
How to Make a Bad First Impression (because, why not?)
Step 1: Set your stove to "high" without turning it on.
Step 2: Use a spatula to scrape off the non-stick coating.
Step 3: Add 1/8/6 cups of salt to every dish.
Cooking with Confidence 2.0 (for advanced users)
Step 1: Practice your 'umble face in a mirror for 1 hour.
Step 2: Write 'I love you' on a sticky note and stick it to your forehead.
Step 3: Wear a cape to work.
How to Be a Better Person 2.1 (because 1.0 didn't work)